Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk Wood Sign

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Things that are difficult to say when drunk: 1. Innovative 2. Proliferation 3. Preliminary 4. Cinnamon. Things that are very difficult to say when drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Transubstantiate 4. Passive-aggressive disorder. Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 3. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear my sing karaoke! 4. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool! 5. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road. 6. I must be going now, as I have to work in the morning. Wood Sign

Things that are difficult to say when drunk: 1. Innovative 2. Proliferation 3. Preliminary 4. Cinnamon. Things that are very difficult to say when drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Transubstantiate 4. Passive-aggressive disorder. Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 3. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear my sing karaoke! 4. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool! 5. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road. 6. I must be going now, as I have to work in the morning. Wood Sign

  • Size: 9x18 inches
  • Made from solid knotty pine
  • No bevel on edges
  • Routed slot in back for hanging

Proudly Made in America

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These signs are made from solid pine wood. When making the signs we do not use highly processed wood; because of this, you can expect knots and minor imperfections that make each piece unique. Please allow for slight imperfections as wood is imperfect by nature, but only adds to the character of the sign. They are intended to have a rustic, old, look and feel. The design is painted on with quality water based paint. The edges are sanded and a stain is applied overall to give a warm rustic look.